1. Black Shuck- HARD Rocker that kicks off an equally hard Rocking album. The song's about a demon dog from Hell attacking a church. It WILL rock you.
2. Get Your Hands Off My Woman- Great Rocker. Has a chorus you can't help but sing along with.
3. Growing On Me- Great grooving track, with some hopping solos.
4. I Believe in a Thing Called Love- My favorite song. You will be blown away by the full force of Justin's sonic scream! The title says it all. Great riff, great song.
5. Love is Only a Feeling- Get out your lighters, it's monster ballad time! Awesome solo, amazing song.
6. Givin Up- This one's a strutter! Awesome song about the Rock and Roll lifestyle. Don't do smack!
7. Stuck in a Rut- Hard Rocker about leaving a place where you don't wanna be. Stomp your feet and wave your fist!
8. Friday Night- Cool song with a 1970's feel. Sweet and grooving.
9. Love on the Rocks with No Ice- Hard Rocker. Best "Love" ever in a song. Laaaaa-HUUUUUUV!!! On the Rocks!!! Awesome solo, best on the album.
10. Holding My Own- Best song ever about having "alone time". Great vocals, as usual.
I admit, I'm biased. They're my favorite band, before them was KISS, if that tells you anything. So, yes, I love Rock and Roll. And if you do too, buy this album. You will be rocked, and will smile the whole time. Rock and Roll.

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Avoids the mistakes of most edited versions...  Jan 12, 2004 By Gabriel Saraco
This review is refers specifically to the EDITED VERSION of this album.

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Here's what you get when you purchase the clean version of "Permission to Land." First of all, the packaging is a bit altered. The naked lady is pixellated out. In the lower left corner of the cover, there's a clearly visible "Edited Version" label - always a good thing, so people who wanted the explicit version don't get any unpleasant surprises.

Now for the actual album content. I'm happy to say they went the extra mile here. They actually re-sung the dirty parts and used alternate lyrics, instead of simply scrambling or muting out the expletives. So, for example, in the song "Givin' Up," the phrase "givin' a f***" has been changed to "givin' it up." It's nice to hear actual singing, instead of just long silences. Some of the edits end up being quite amusing. Also in the song "Givin' Up," the line "stick that ****ing s***" has been changed to "Stick that shucking fit." On the album's opening track, the line "that dog dont give a ****... Woof!" becomes "that dog don't give a duck... Quack!" Instead of getting all whiny and political when the label requested a clean version, they just had some fun with it.

So in this case, you get exactly what you pay for when you buy the clean version. There are still a few drug references, so just be aware of that if that bothers you. But if you just want this album without the bad words, the clean version fits the bill very nicely - and does a far better job than most edited albums.

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Get Your Hands Off of My Unitard  Sep 25, 2003 By drew m
While Nirvana may have been just what popular music needed in 1992, the long term effects of Kurt Cobain's influence have been devastating for the world of rock. Cobain made it okay for rock stars to be emasculated. They could be people who had issues and insecurities like the rest of us, and that was groovy... for a while. But isn't it high time for rock stars to act like, oh, ROCK STARS again? Frontmen like Jonathan Davis, Fred Durst, and Chester Bennington all lack the one essential trait any real rock'n'roller needs, and that is Confidence. Instead of rock gods, we've all been subject to rock peasants, guys who would nail themselves to a cross if their pants were too tight. Enough, already. Real rock stars are supposed to take what they want, do what they want, and answer to no one. They couldn't have all just vanished from the face of the Earth.

It's all gotten so miserable that the emergence of Andrew WK last year was a true breath of fresh air. Here was a guy who preached a simple edict that has been bafflingly lost on nu metallers: Rock is Fun. But for all his efforts, AWK was basically ignored. And so here are The Darkness to give it a second try.

Permission to Land is huge in England right now, which practically guarantees no one here will care about it. Regardless, The Darkness pretty much succeed in making an argument for a pop metal revival. And, more importantly, they inject some swagger back into the fold. For the first half of Permission to Land, they hand out fitting knockoffs of AC/DC ("Black Shuck"), Guns 'N' Roses ("Get Your Hands Off of My Woman," which has to be heard to be believed), Boston ("I Believe in a Thing Called Love"), and Tesla ("Love is Only a Feeling"). Anyone who listens to these tunes and doesn't start bobbing their head has no pulse.

Of course, there is the small matter of lead singer Justin Hawkins' er, unique singing style. Let's face it, the guy is ludicrous. He makes Freddy Mercury look restrained by comparison, singing in a falsetto that could shatter a foot-thick block of ice. The first impluse is to make like Butthead and say to yourself, "Uh, what the hell is this?" It's pretty funny stuff, until you realize just how determined this band sounds. They have a serious passion to ROCK, and eventually it gets to you. At least, if you're looking for something, anything, different from the current rock scene.

Permission to Land suffers from a relatively weak second half. Songs like "Love on the Rocks with No Ice" (does that title make any sense?) are the worst of hair metal cliches - lots of screaming and little songcraft. There's also too much of an emphasis on ballads. "Friday Night" is a solid number, and "Holding My Own" will induce plenty of arm swaying, but nothing in the second half matches the intensity of the first two songs. If Permission to Land were a more consistent album, then it might stand a chance of achieving legendary status. For now, it's a good start for a band that is a potential oasis in a sea of nihilistic dreck.

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THE BEST ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND IN YEARS!  Oct 05, 2003
It's disappointing to see that a couple of recent reviewers have completely missed the point of The Darkness, and therefore must fall squarely in the 'cynical so-and-so' camp. Ignore them!

When a sub-genre like flamboyant rock - or pomp rock - is so easy to spoof and has been done so expertly and definitively 19 years ago with Spinal Tap, what would be the point in a modern band making fun of it now? The primary strength of The Darkness is that they are doing this with a straight face; they are the first band to take this kind of music and play it passionately and seriously for decades - that's what makes them so refreshing and that's why they are going to be huge. Their song titles show they have a sense of humour - what's wrong with that? As someone said recently, they're having a laugh, but that doesn't make them a joke - it makes them special these days. Read the review by Matt in Berkshire; he knows what he's talking about!

Anyone who thinks they are a 'novelty' act is clearly a bit dim, frankly, or at the very least is afraid to admit that they actually enjoy this kind of 'uncool' music - like the folks who have been denigrating Queen all these years. Or perhaps, given the lead singer's campness and the bassist's luxuriant moustache, the people who loathe them aren't particularly secure in their sexuality! (I'm only half-joking...)

To answer another recent criticism: those who think The Darkness' music is lunk-headed, shallow or one-dimensional clearly don't possess the intelligence to decipher their true intent; the cleverly constructed double-meaning of the wonderful album closer 'Holding My Own', being a prime example. What at first appears to be a traditional lighters-in-the-air ballad of loneliness and lost love that makes your heart soar, after repeated listenings actually turns out be an ode to a rather dubious pastime... I'll let you work it out yourself! Again, it seems to me that the minority who dislike them feel that way simply because they don't get them, not because their criticism is valid. But this is all beside the point; they are fun, they make great music and Permission To Land is one of the best albums of the year, and you won't regret buying it.

One final point for all the fans praying that they can succeed in America, there's some very good news indeed; the great Dave Navarro recently saw the band play live in London. He was so impressed with The Darkness that he's going to ask them to tour the US next year with Jane's Addiction! I rest my case!

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Spread the word, THE DARKNESS have landed!!!  Nov 05, 2003
Hey, you! That's right, you,(!) with that ear for the tacky and horrible music of today, listen up! The Darkness are here and they are cranking up the amps, screaming out some lyrics, and rockin' into your home, and if they're not, THEY SHOULD BE!!!! Not only is this band reformulating what rock should be, they are carving their way into a niche of their own. Yea sure, they may have elements of AC/DC, Queen, glam rock, and pop/rock, but when you roll it all into one doobie you get a thoroughly unique, but pleasing sound of pure adrenaline pumping rock n roll. Of course the lead singer sounds a little weird, but you know what? It doesn't matter all you little American Idol freaks. Besides, I bet Justin Hawkins has a better range and could blow any of those American Idol pussies out of the water any day. I mean, just listen to the guy, he's crazy and he sings higher than a man who is high on helium and kicked in the balls, but it sure sounds good and makes me belt it out to the best of my ability. This is what a frontman in rock is suppose to be....a crazy motherf**ker!! We don't want any of those posers, give us the real deal, the raw and true talent. But, not only does he sing amazingly well, he PERFORMS!! He doesn't just engage the crowd with the music, he makes them bang their heads out to the wild and high octane performances on stage. Let's face it, the guy is maybe the only true ROCK GOD of this generation.

Now, not to leave anyone out, Dan Hawkins is a master of guitar. You pop, rap, and R&B listeners of today, have you ever heard of a guitar solo?!?! I don't know if that term even exists nowadays. What about an instrumental set? No? Never heard of those? Well then you don't know JACK! This guy will make you set that stereo to max, have your 'rents yellin at you, and will cause you permanant hearing damage, but who really cares? This guy is what a leading quitarist should be for rock, not afraid to cut loose and let the riffs do the talking. And let me tell ya, these riffs will have you rockin out day and night.

The drummer Ed Graham and bassist Frankie Poullain round out the group with quality beats, rhythyms, and just plain rockin music. When you hear them come in it's like hearing the voice of god. They may not be the most noticable in the band, but without them it would surely fall apart. These guys are the backbone for the music and they've got some awesome grooves going and some good vibes moving.

But in the end, this is a masterpiece of rock. Go out and get this CD, I'm American and guess what, I know about them and now I'm spreading the message. You want rock? You want something that will make you want to actually crank that stereo up so you can act cool? Well then stop being a dumbass listening to all that junk and pick up some real music today!

In the words of AC/DC, "For those about to rock, we salute you."

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